“If God came down and said, I’ll run the bank for you, and I’m going to issue you Godcoin — there’s going to be 21 million of them, and you can telepathically move them between each other, and I will custody Godcoin for the next million years for free — then all these rich people would put their money in God’s bank. But God hasn’t chosen to do that. So the next best thing is they hire a computer programmer. So it’s not going to be Godcoin, it’s going to be Bitcoin.”— MICHAEL SAYLOR